12.08.2010

In response to a recent Zales commercial

Dear potential/possible future boyfriend/fiance,

If you ever knock on a window on my house, the likelihood of me being instantly smiley and happy to see you is virtually nonexistent. Please remember, I have grown up in a less than stellar neighborhood, and if you knock on my window, I'll probably dive for a baseball bat or something similarly effective for self-defense. It's probably a good idea to call me to warn me that you're coming over, or if you want to surprise me, just knock on my door. I just thought it would be good to warn you of this.

Future love,
-Lyssa

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