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So far, it comes from this.

My brother is playing outside in the snow, and all of a sudden my sister gets up and goes to the back door. She leans out and yells, "Leave Bart and his yarmalka alone!"

A few days before, she had made a snowman, named him Bart, and given him a yarmalka. He was leaning pretty heavily to one side.... A few days later, his head and yarmalka fell off.